 | | | | |  | | | | | | 5. THE FRECKLE, THE KEY, AND THE COUPLE WHO WEREN'T 21/10/02
Steve is suffering from a bout of hypochondria, thanks to the discovery of a mole on his bottom. This leads to a bitter argument with Susan, about how well the pair can remember each other's blemishes. Steve feels hurt that Susan can't remember if the mole is new, and Susan becomes paranoid about the possibility that she too may suffer from freckles in her otherwise-perfect private regions.
The argument is settled when the gang are introduced to Jane's new boyfriend, James. It turns out that Jane has perfect recall of Steve's mole. And it also turns out that James has perfect recall of Susan's "nether freckling" - the two of them were briefly an item at university.
Meanwhile, a kinky evening with Julia goes horribly wrong when Jeff swallows the key to the handcuffs. Things go from bad to worse when Julia's ex, Joe (a man prone to violence), turns up at her flat demanding to see her. Jeff narrowly avoids being beaten to a pulp, but his heart is in even greater danger of being broken than his bones. It seems that there's a lot of unfinished business between Julia and Joe.
| The Wisdom of Jeff: "Fact of life: the longer a man doesn't see a woman naked, the more he turns into a giant hoover pig." |
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Most embarrassing moment:
Jeff rushes into the bar, desperate for advice from the gang. He's swallowed the key to Julia's handcuffs and he needs advice on how many laxatives he should take. He's left the poor girl cuffed to the bedposts, so time is of the essence. It is several minutes before he realises that he forgot to take off his rubber fetish mask before leaving Julia's flat. No wonder the chemist didn't charge him for the laxatives.
Quick question:What was James' nickname for Susan in their university days?
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