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When Jane goes round to Patrick’s flat unannounced, 'to heal our spiritual divide', she discovers that he has a cupboard full of videos. Videos he’s made of him making love to various women. Word gets round, and Susan visits Patrick to ask him never to show 'her' film to anyone.
She’s too late: Patrick, Steve, Jeff and Sally are all watching it already. Even worse: the woman in the film isn’t even her, and nobody noticed. Patrick has taped over her. Furious with everyone in the room, she tells Steve that it’s all over between them. The next day she goes over to Steve’s flat and asks him to propose to her. Unfortunately, the moment is somewhat spoilt by the fact that Jeff is lurking in Steve’s bed.
| The Wisdom of Jeff: "You know, when I was a kid, I used to write the word 'naked' hundreds of times on a piece of paper, and then rub my face in it." |
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Most embarrassing moment:
Jeff is watching a video of Susan making love to Patrick, singing Susan’s name in excitement. He gradually realises that she is sitting next to him.
Quick question: What video does Steve claim to be watching when he is in fact watching a tape of Susan and Patrick having sex?
Find out...
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